The Crypto World Doesn’t Understand How to Read a Block Explorer

Jazelle Garzeski
2 min readDec 29, 2021
Someone make this an NFT to help them out

Story already live on Reddit.

Analysis, since this all happened on fucking Monday.

CID: QmSCdg2e8X4bX88siaDuGcXwpNE1wW8vBFYUGMAGJ2Egzs

(Alternate, still setting up pinning service):

QmTq7ChcStHS7TRo5nGyjvGzUAPVKvEU1Cekfo8zcGmCYm

To view that, you’ll need this:

I adopted the cringey name Bitcerto in 2014, but I was into it a few months before joining the Bitcoin Talk forum.

My first wallet (1M67CVc1pv26NoX8rB9USop7qXjVmygH9T):

I could go on. I’m not one of these assholes collecting jpegs for hundreds of thousands of dollars, I’ve been here.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s Satoshi or not at this point, whoever did that is exploiting a bug in Ethereum. Fix it.

Flexes: QmY1kAFBzXHUcLXBSEnh8mx25xEyKjqvo5yRxY2FuCYXNi

Final Update: Here’s a pinned folder, spread this shit around. Fuck the clearnet, I’m out. I’ll keep hosting the CIDs for bit. I’ll be using the Internet in read-only mode.

I’ll be auditing large blockchain transactions and reporting anything notable because apparently people have no idea what transparency even means.

(https://gateway.pinata.cloud/ipfs/QmRYmgz6gxVfHqSBu6zBp5FyGsbohayAG6GbYoMK4aspki?preview=)

Go live in your metaverses. Or maybe you’ll read these.

About Jazelle

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